Step right up step right up, Come and see the Long Form Birth Certificate.

Step right up step right up, Come and see the Long Form Birth Certificate. It has been missing for 3 years and now it has materialized. It is the most amazing thing you will ever see. Step right up step right up. Come look at the forge… original birth certificate. This is settled science. If you don’t believe you are a rascist birther. Step right up step right up and take a gander for yourself at the 50 year document that looks like it was created just yesterday. It has been stored in Al Gore’s lockbox in the back of his Es Uwe Vee. Step right up step right up look at the birth certificate that magically appears just days after UBL was found, killed and dumped in the Ocean. What are the odds of all this going down in the same week? I tell you it’s miraculous. Step right up step right up and view the birth certificate that could have been flattened by scanning and would have never shown any layers. Step right up and look at the paper form, I mean electronic image that an Attorney had to fly to Hawaii to get. Step right up and see the pdf that can’t be emailed or Fed Exed.

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